Your resume is sabotaging you. Let's roast it.
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Sample diagnosis
“Team player” is not a skill. It's a hostage note from 2014.
The Roastly promise
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How it works
Three steps between denial and improvement.
Roastly skips the forms, calls out what recruiters notice, and tells you exactly what to do next.
- 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in a PDF or paste your resume text. No account, profile setup, or corporate ritual required.
- 2
Receive the roast
AI examines your wording, structure, impact, and obvious recruiter-repellent habits in under 60 seconds.
Weak bulletsFluff overloadATS issues - 3
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Upload it, get roasted, and finally understand why “results-driven professional” is doing absolutely nothing for you.
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