Your resume is sabotaging you. Let's roast it.
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Sample diagnosis
“Team player” is not a skill. It's a hostage note from 2014.
The Roastly promise
Mean to the resume. Useful to the human.
Specific, not vague. Every joke points toward a practical fix.
No fake hype. Clear one-time pricing and no invented success stories.
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How it works
Three steps between denial and improvement.
Roastly skips the forms, calls out what recruiters notice, and tells you exactly what to do next.
- 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in a PDF or paste your resume text. No account, profile setup, or corporate ritual required.
- 2
Receive the roast
AI examines your wording, structure, impact, and obvious recruiter-repellent habits in under 60 seconds.
Weak bulletsFluff overloadATS issues - 3
Make it employable
Use the specific fixes yourself, or upgrade to a complete ATS-optimized rewrite delivered by email.
One-time damage
Choose your level of intervention.
No monthly plan. Because your resume should not become a dependent.
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your recruiter will not tell you
But your resume needs the truth.
Upload it, get roasted, and finally understand why “results-driven professional” is doing absolutely nothing for you.
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